I almost named this crotch danger, but figured that sounded too much like something one would need antibiotics for, so it's officially called the fanny danger. It's leather it's spiked and it ain't your normal mommy fanny pack. If dome one tried to grab yer butt, well let's just say they are asking for a painful grab.
Smile Now Die later

This bag can be warn as a belt or as a shoulder bag, whatevers clever.

SIZE: Bag 5" x10", adjustable band 26"-40"
All skins used are designer surplus or upcycled. No new skins

These days I'm in a permanent prototyper mood and as of now this item is one of kind. I may make more in a similar fashion, but as of now this is it my friends.